|Everything and Nothing|
It’s been a while since I’ve posted something semi-personal so I thought I’d take the opportunity to quickly let you in on a little secret of mine…okay, maybe it isn’t a secret to those who have seen me dampen the front of my trousers whenever I’ve been encountered with a red head. Now, before we go any further…I am not gay and my attraction to red heads purely falls on the opposite sex side of the scale…sorry Horatio, I told you if you carried on stalking me you’d only land up in tears. What? What can I say…that move he makes…(you know which one)…putting his glasses on and taking them off and putting them on and…yah well, that was for me, the hole time…shocking huh?!?
Moving one…I think the psychology behind my mini-obsession for red heads dates back to a prep school teacher I had growing up, but I’m not going to go into those gory details right now, so I’ll just lean towards my other suspicion for my affection towards the fire heads…I’ve never been with one! There, I said it…! I’ve never even kissed a red head and that burning desire to do so has lead me to this point…yes…this dark…lonely…desperate place awaiting A Light Giving Maiden to come and light up my darkness and save me from my wretched lair!
*Ahem* Okay, I’ll shut up now and just get on with it and in now particular order of preference I might add:
Australian. Gorgeous. Funny. Talented. Married to Sacha Baron Cohen. Fail. She will be mine…oh yes, she will be mine!
Beautiful. Alternate. Porcelain skin. And a supposed sex-drive for miles. Come to me my precious!
Somewhat unknown (Transporter 3’s damsel in distress). Hot as balls. Incredible complexion…yes, freckles and all. Two scoops of that orange flavour please!
Bree and not the cheese. Tall. Toned. Redhead extravaganza…I’d lie in the puddles she’d normally get her feet wet in…
Full bodied Redhead. Flawless. Powerful. “That 70’s Show” hottie of note…I’d allow this woman to own my soul.
So now you all know the truth…how does it make you feel that I, as a perfectly functioning human being, would rather make love to one of these Ginger-carrying beauties than burn them at the stake?!