Archive | July, 2010

“Panjo” the Tiger and Tiger Woods with a Nando’s twist!

29 Jul

Okay…so I’ve been a little quiet and maybe these kinds of posts are meant for Tumblr or my very own Posterous page (which is on the way, I can assure you!), but lately I’ve been have momentary spells of creativity and I guess because no one, not even Nando’s themselves have had a crack at the Tiger Woods story, let alone the tiger that had gone AWOL the last couple of days in Johannesburg — YES — a tiger ek se! I know, random…who throws a shoe…honestly!

Anyway, here’s my rendition of the quirky Nando’s Adverts that they seem to conjure up so well for anything and everything.

Go Tiger Go…you beauty!

Go Tiger Go you beauty! *snort*

What? So sue me…!

Hope you enjoyed it!

Dammit, I’m hungry now!

And the hits just keep on coming…

22 Jul

Okay…so, maybe my luck is changing because I honestly can’t STOP winning sh*t…and this time by sh*t I mean

DOUBLE TICKETS TO GO SEE THE NANDO’S COMEDY FESTIVAL

AT THE MONTECASINO TEATRO!

Oh…and did I mention…Pablo Francisco will be performing?

YOH!

Hey Paaablo...did you move my Webo Splash???

Thanks to Mnet and 94.7 Highveld Stereo for a rocking competition! I am so psyched!

Madiba Day Goodness…(Photo’s)

20 Jul

Thanks to the rocking attendance of Craig Nicholson, the “Madiba Day Clean Up” was documented brilliantly and we couldn’t be happier with the results of the photo’s – so – a big thank you goes out to Craig, thank you for helping out, taking photo’s and choosing to spend your 67 Minutes with me and the other Guerrillas Gone Green volunteers!

Photography by Craig Nicholson

Madiba Day Goodness…

17 Jul

So, you may or may not know that another company I own is centered around Environmentally friendly advertising solutions and guerrilla marketing tactics (if you ever wondered where my Twitter Name came from *ahem*). Guerrillas Gone Green has done a little of this and a little of that over the past year, but nothing in true significance to write home about – unfortunately – although, among the dead-ends and minimal business connections, there has been one blinding light among the flickering little sparkles.

Our Guerrilla-styled “Clean Ups” as it may seemed to gain a massive sense of respect from the community and those that have taken part in previous “Clean Ups” (Check out the Public Albums 1; 2; 3). Lately, we’ve been less than slack with regards to the moving the company forward with additional ideas and reimplementing our existing strategies which somewhat falls solely on my shoulders as Creative Director at the company as nearly all of my efforts have been diverted to my other Start Up – ZAGlamour - which seems to have more of a fighting chance for the future. But then again…these are excuses and I hate excuses.

Moving on…the reason for this Post is to announce the re-emergence of Guerrillas Gone Green “Clean Ups” and what better way to kick it off, than taking 67 minutes out of your day this Sunday (tomorrow) and joining us at “Ground Hero” – see what I did there? – and take part in joining in on the “festivities”. Now, picking up trash might not be your cup-of-tea, you might even be a douchebag enough as to think that picking up rubbish is…“beneath you”…well, that’s your problem, not mine, don’t come, I don’t want duty-filled volunteers there any way – Grrr! Another thing you might be wondering about is why Sunday…and why the hell for 67 minutes…well, you’re clearly not in the loop, because anyone who’s any one knows its Nelson Mandela Day where the entire nation has been encouraged to take 67 minutes out of their day on Sunday and dedicate it to either helping others, the country or the environment – either way – just giving up some of your time to help others is what it’s all about!

Mandela Day…FTW!!!

What is Mandela Day?

  • Mandela Day is an annual celebration of Nelson Mandela’s life and a global call to action for people to recognize their individual ability to make an imprint and change the world around them.
  • Mandela Day has been created to inspire people from every corner of the world to embrace the values that have embodied Nelson Mandela’s life – democracy; equality; reconciliation; diversity; responsibility; respect and freedom – for these are the values of Nelson Mandela and they are his legacy to the world.
  • Mandela Day aims to showcase the work of the Nelson Mandela charitable organisations (Nelson Mandela Foundation; Nelson Mandela Children’s Fund; Mandela Rhodes Foundation) and raise monies to support their continuing work.
  • By connecting people with ways to act on Nelson Mandela’s values, we aim to empower every individual to make an imprint on the world.
  • The Mandela Day campaign message is simple: Nelson Mandela has given 67 years of his life fighting for the rights of humanity. All we are asking is that everyone gives 67 minutes of their time, whether it’s supporting your chosen charity or serving your local community.
  • Mandela Day is a global social movement – an umbrella idea – that does not discriminate, it’s open and lets in and embraces every organization that does good, whilst enabling people to serve their community and improve their lives.
  • The Mandela Day brand icon represents Mr Mandela’s hand and the passing of the torch to each of us and our individual ability to make an imprint on the world.
  • Mandela Day is not a holiday – it is a day for all of us to opt in and show that we can all make an impact.
  • (Taken from the Mandela Day Official website)

So, if you’re keen on getting your hands dirty for Madiba Day, please…by all means come and join us, details are as follows:

Place: Zoo Lake, Emmarentia
Time: 11:00AM – 12:06PM
Meet: Near the Moyo Restaurant Parking Lot
Bring: Clothes that you can possibly get dirty – and gardening gloves if you have…(broken bottles can be nasty!)
Facebook Event
Guerrillas Gone Green Facebook Group

You’re welcome to bring a camera and document it for your blog, local paper or social networks…it’s all good.

Hope to see you there.

Homage to the “Tiesto Death” …(again)

9 Jul

Thought I’d just add a little comic relief to the blog and bring down the intensity in which I have been blogging recently.

So a couple of days ago, world renowned DJ, Tiesto, was shrouded by controversy once again as (another) vicious rumour went viral throughout the internet that he had died…(again). Yes…this is not the first time this rumour has been spread about the acclaimed turn-table-tool, but hey…I guess some people either like doing their own PR or don’t have it in their heart to tell their mother (AKA: Head of PR) that spreading rumours of death-by-car accident are not the best way of gaining publicity.

What? I’m just saying…

In lieu of all this, I decided to create my own little homage to the dick-jockey-douche – something that I will continue to do for every…”major”…event that happens in the future.

All Hail Horatio! All Hail Horatio! All Hail Horatio!

Because even as a cartoon, the man is still perfect to the second!

I Love this man. That is all.

An ARK for the day…

6 Jul

Wednesday night proceeded like any other night, work followed by a trip to a local “watering hole” and a couple of brewskies as the football (soccer for all you Westerners) rolled on. Watching the game and supporting Ghana was not the highlight of the evening by any means…what was interesting and will develop into the core of this post was the fact that, my drinking partner for the evening chirped up and said:

Partner: “Hey, guess what?”
Me: “What?”
Partner: “Found this at the pub the other night”, and hands me a flash drive.
Me: “Kiff, what’s on it?”
Partner: “No idea, was hoping you could tell me?”
Me: “Ermm…okay”, I said wrestling with the idea of being in possession of footage of the 2nd shooter from the grassy knoll.
Partner: “If it’s crap, I want it back…”
Me: “Cool beans”, I replied and shoved the mysterious flash drive in my pocket.

So, later that evening I got around to checking it out. I plugged it in the Mac and opened it up, what I found was not what I expected and was somewhat let down by the lack of porn and incriminating photo’s – I’m kidding – I really and truly didn’t snoop around as much as I normally do. What I did find was that this flash seemed to contain highly professional and personal information and then it clicked (excuse the pun)…I had to return it.

Photobooth image of flash drive dated on my diary – so professional…*snort*

I felt compelled, driven and passionate to find the owner of the flash drive. I’m not sure what came over me and to be honest, I’m sure that there is some rule that goes as follows: “Finders keepers, losers weepers”…or something like that – or – “you keep what you kill”…either way, I could have very easily formatted the drive and comfortably had an extra 4G’s of portable goodness – BUT I didn’t.

Call me intrusive and stalker-ish here but I needed to at least go through some of the documents to try and find some contact details of whomever owns the flash drive. I eventually stumbled upon a file labeled, “Cover Letters and CV” – BINGO – or – BAZINGA – which ever floats your boat, page after page I scanned and cover letter after cover letter I read until success. It seemed as though I had stumbled upon a cellphone number – not sure which network – but I immediately dialed it – the conversation went as follows:

FD Chickie: “Hello ____ speaking…”
Me: “Hi there ____, you don’t know me, but I have your flash drive.”

***SILENCE***

***FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE MINUTES***

She must have been freaked out…

Me: “Yaaah…I know, random, but here’s the story, a friend of mine picked up your flash drive” – giving her a visual description of the drive – “and handed it to me to check out.”
FD Chickie: “Oh…f*ck, are you serious?”
Me: “Umm…no…this is Darren ‘Wackhead’ Simpson” – is what I wanted to say – “Yes, I’m serious, I apologise for going through your material but I needed to get some kind of personal details because the info no here seemed to valuable to let go.”
FD Chickie: “Sorry, what’s your name again?”
Me: “Oh yes, my name is David…sorry…forgot to introduce myself, that must have been a little creepy!”
FD Chickie: “No, not at all, I don’t know what to say…”
Me: “A thank you would suffice” – lol – No, didn’t say that – “It’s totally cool dude, let’s meet up so I can return it to you!”
Warm and fuzzies anyone?

And so we did…randomly walking into the middle of Sandton Square and calling a woman I had never met and handing her back what I thought was more important than “scoring a free flash drive”.

She hugged me, handed me a mini-box of Lindt chocolates to say thank you – I know, sweet right? – we exchanged a couple of awkward “okay’s” and “really’s” and then said our good-byes. This might seem like the most random thing you’ll ever read from me but the truth of the matter is, this series of events, actions and decisions means more to me than I think I can ever explain.

I am completely and utterly selfless at heart – you wouldn’t believe it meeting me because of the douchey and crass exterior I portray – but the truth is I am. I love, love bringing joy and happiness to others before my own and I’m not saying that this was a selfless act, but the fact that I could help someone and give a stranger that much joy meant the world to me.

My Act of Random Kindness.

Shared.

An Honourable Exit…

2 Jul

The FIFA World Cup of Soccer has gripped this nation by the short and curlies and has been ruthless with the fantastic bludgeoning it has bestowed upon this nation. Yes…that previous statement was to be taken in the most patriotic and passionate way possible. With some of the greatest football (soccer) I have ever seen in my life as well as some of the most mediocre football I have ever seen, this World Cup has been more incredible than I think any of us have ever thought it would be.

1 x BAFANA FAN...in the house!

Some of us have been fortunate enough to attend one or two of these amazing spectacles and some of us have not. Those that have not have truly missed out on something great here. I was one of those unfortunate few who had not made the effort to brave the ridiculous early morning lines to grab tickets.

Yes…I have yet to purchase a Soccer World Cup ticket – but – and without divulging too deeply into how I managed to organize myself one, I was lucky, no…privileged…no…honored to have been offered a ticket to one of the World Cup Soccer games.

Now before I make you cream yourself…I was not offered just any ordinary ticket…I was handed the opportunity to see Bafana Bafana, South Africa in their (unfortunate early exit) last game of the World Cup of 2010. I know…I know…makes a frozen Margarita on a hot day seem like a spoon full of chili achar in a Colombian jungle. I cannot describe the elation of being handed that ticket and knowing that I would be attending firstly a World cup final game, but would be attending a Bafana Bafana game…unfortunately, their last, but a Bafana game no less.

2 of the 3 part Gaggle of blondes...oih!

With the excitement to the brim “we”, the gaggle of girls – oh, did I not mention that, well, I “escorted” a gaggle of 3 lovely blondes to the game, how lucky am I? – started off early to the game expecting traffic and who knows what else! The condition I

was given in coming along for the experience was that I had to drive…! And yes, if you cast your mind back to the game itself, you would have figured out that the game was set in Bloemfontein…! I thought I knew what I was in for but nothing could have prepared me for the cocktail of three blondes, a Honda and the “open road” to Bloem. I place “open road” in inverted commas because it was in actual fact quite the opposite.

The roads to Bloemfontein were not “bumper-to-bumper”, but there was a variable amount of traffic to be concerned about. Pretending to be enthralled with conversations of the “blonde-persuasion”, I focused fully on the road and the trip there was seemingly painless…apart from the slight congestion at the Toll Gates and the attack of the most annoying bee in the world at the Kroon Petrol Station, the trip flew by without a hitch.

Vuvuzela decorated street lights...brilliant!

Upon arriving at the Free State Stadium…we passed through the streets of Bloem to which I was surprisingly impressed with. They had really gone all out with street decorations, signage as well as group upon group of local “Soccer Supporters” cheering, dancing and partying on the side of the roads leading up to the Stadium

itself. We parked approximately 1,5km from the Stadium as the Metro didn’t allow any cars to come within a city block radius of the stadium itself – Park ’n ride se gat – we were more than happy to walk after the just-over-4-hour drive.

Now more than ever I began to feel it – yes, FIFA, well done…your branding and catchy-by-liner had caught me unawares…from that moment, hearing the drone from the stadium like a nest of angry hornets being constantly agitated by, “Timmy, the annoying next-door neighbour”, we walked – 3 blondes and a brunette…me!

As I explained before, I was forewarned about my responsibilities on the trip to Bloemfontein, and here they are:

  1. Drive there (safely)
  2. Look after “the creature” (always)
  3. Drive back (safely)

"The Creature"...enough said.

I’m pretty sure that you’ve got no problem understanding points 1 and 3 but it’s point No. 2 that could be throwing you off just ever so slightly. Well, let me explain it short and sweet like – one of the stunning blondes on the trip was 7 – yes, 7 years old, and an absolute heart-breaker – I feel sorry for the men of her generation because they have got another thing coming when it come to dealing with this broad! Moving on – so, it was my responsibility to look after…”the creature”…who, even before getting to the stadium had grow an affection for being attached to me in whatever way she could! I didn’t mind – she’s a doll and it was an honour to look after such a gorgeous little tyrant…wait…did I say tyrant, I meant angel!

The stadium – humming like a g-d knows what – to me it seemed as though the stadium was already full but by the look of the seemingly thousands upon thousands of people still streaming into the stadium grounds we weren’t late. She’s holding on tight, I say to myself as I walk my way through the madding crowd – Vuvuzela’s trumpeting from all angles and the roar of the stadium louder than ever. On the way to out seats I notice the players are on the field and are still warming up – we’ve got time! We eventually find our seats…Category 1 (which is supposedly pretty good) and I could see why…slap back on the 2nd tier right in-line with the middle of the field.

Pure Bliss...

Perched on my lap for 80% of the game sat “the creature”…I didn’t mind, as all I had to do was jump up and down with her whenever Bafana Bafana came close to scoring, which we did – I can’t begin to explain to you the utter elation I felt after South Africa scored. Listen, I’m a huge soccer fan and I have watched enough football on TV to last me, my kids and their kids a lifetime each but watching it in the flesh, the atmosphere really takes you away from the technicalities of the game and all you’re doing is willing – and I mean that in the most stressful way possible – willing your team to score. I’m not sure which goals were offside, I didn’t see any of the fouls…all I was concentrating on was using my Jedi-Mind-Tricks to will that ball in France’s net. And it happened…TWICE…South Africa, ranked 80-something in the World scored two goals against on the highest ranked teams in the world. Granted the French played ridiculously bad, had a player sent off and did managed to get one back on us with the score finishing 2-1 to South Africa…BUT…we WON!

South Africa beat France…it was mind blowing, emotional and one of the greatest experiences of my life.

I was there!

Attempting to relive the experience in my head is almost impossible because trying to subconsciously reinvent all the sights, sounds, smells and feeling that encompassed what it was like being at that game is almost too difficult for one to describe – it unfortunately falls under the, “you just had to be there” moments – and it truly is! With the influx of FIFA propaganda and more advertising slogans and advertisements than we as consumers have ever seen in our lives, there is one slogan or by-line, if you will, that stands out more than the others. The slogan of…”Be able to say…YOU WERE THERE…” and it now holds new meaning for me and the way I feel about South Africa. As patriotic as I am, I felt a brand new sense of loyalty for my country, a revitalized sense of belonging and fellowship that I believe will stay with me for years to come.

I was there.

I was there…

1 x Bafana Fan

(This was posted to ZAGlamour on the 15/05/2010.)

Saying thank you…

1 Jul

This is just a short post to say thank you to the wonderful people at Southern Sun who chose me and my Blog Post (“Can Music Unite a Nation?“). I was more than surprised to say the least as I was contacted over Twitter of all networks – and there I was, posted on their Facebook Wall as a winner – now, what kind of prizes do “Winners of Southern Sun” competitions win exactly?

Well, to be honest, I had no idea until the prize arrived at my door nogal (“nogal” is an expression of surprize and elation…that was for all you new people…!). The delivery, a neat little envelope with the words, “Prize Winner” type on the front of it…this must be for me, I thought to myself…

*Bazinga*

It's a Celebration Bitches...!!!

Thank you to everyone who voted for me at Southern Sun…your support means the world to me and just the fact that you considered my writing inspirational enough to simple read, is enough for me! So, thank you…now, if you will excuse me, I’m going to go and plan my weekend away, for two…bed and breakfast included at any Southern Sun in South Africa…*shines nails on shirt*

An Additional Link to the Bizcommunity Page where I was published as “The Winner”: Weeeenah!!!

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